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ah cake

ah yes, the backwords marshmallow world of the thinking hat, the hat which is an ass, or indeed an perceptable hole of entry into which one crambs his majestic toothpaste of love, ah yes, happy days.
But enough of college, as a well spoken and determind member of the British Anal Sociaty of Temperally Enthusiastic Retarded Satanists (basterds) I feel that the true meaning of the production, not that black people are in any way evil, but that they can breath in space, and may hold the key to other super powers, I as many other basterds feel, time for us is running out, we must evolve.
Thus we have created the first living hybrid between a black person and a white person, nicknamed yinyang we kidnapped a small geek child and watched and launghed as he was raped by a gangsta, so far he hasn't given birth, But it is early days still.

Newgrounds longest pointless review

Coal, disintergrate the residing international biscuit potatoe unarrangement besdies the evrloating gloat of cornel mayhem and his tiny little band of powder puff pubic pals.
Then I relised that the entire sentence was compleatly meaningless and gave no thoughts on what the review was about, therefor we move onto the grammer.
Which by a startling coincidence is like the butter beard of Mr Stibbons of 41 Westgrove avenue on a satarday night, who is cheating on his wife with Mrs Petere Jackson, the flighty swine.

Though thanks to Newgrounds ever more scrict review mods, not helped by the wanna-be dark lord of the universe population of newgrounds, it is justified that i give this flash a correct and positive review, thus I have given it quite so.

I quite liked it.

Thus being the entire body, smt and Text of all underlining medofolds emobdded in the review, I feel my work has been done and thus retire in the self confidence that this could of gone no other way.

Bute of course a review can actully be over 4000 words long, and I began to ponder if anyone had actully broken that, obviously for it to be sich a high character count, someone, somewhere must have broken it, god knows what jibber jabber that old deligate was talking about, Salmon I suspect.
So I iuuse with him a challange, I shall, right here, right now, break this mingy pingy little Character max count whihc you have so burdenly placed apon my heartly condolences in some attempt to confine my beloved reviews to the tiny inni winni little bitsized portions you find so aductie, bolluks to you I say.
Nad I'll bloody miss spell any f*cking work I want, tis my review, I read the guidelines, I luaghed at them, BEHOLD I defeat the system.

StrawberryClock is the king of the portal, or so he told me, when he came to me in a dream last night, I remember it so fondly, he burst in through the door (which existance remained unexplained, quite possibly it only existed so he could burst though it, perhaps it was there simply as part of the decor and he saw a chance to burst through it and did so, or perhaps it was just a relitive co-incidence, or mabey it wasn't a door at all, mabey it was a pan-dimentional rift which simply took the apperence of a door in order to confuse us both, and by god has it suceeded) showering my with wood whle I was crouched happily in a young boys lap reading the sunday times, or was it the wednesday times, no it was defanetly the sunday times, becuase it was sunday therefor it would of made more sense for me to pick up a more up-to-date version of the newspaper rather than some old crap which had probably been ling around since wednesday, good god, what a day.
where was I?
oh yes
Well anyway, he burst in, young jason or whatever disintergrated and he shouted "Ricewynd, I am the King Of the Portal, would you like bsicuit". Then I woke up becuase at that very moment, my alarm exploded. which is normal in my house where you live with your prank-mad younger brother, everything explodes and continues itching power, though the toaster has been giving me funny looks latly, I wander if he's stuck another sardine inside, Must remeber to destroy his brain and repalce it with soemthing more usefull.
I can see the end now, your punny little barrier of unspoken words and text which can never been typed is approching, the ghost of words yet to come lie beyond here, well not here, a bit further one, hey I'm at 666 words remaing, probably should make some satanic refrences, its not original but it is expected....ok did you know the actual number of the beast is 616, the church changed it during the middle ages becuase it had a better ring to it, and obviously Satan didn;t want legions of nooblets all wearing black and thinking their important rining him up constantly, do these people actully know what would happen if they sucsessfully summond the devil, or any deamon?
Probably not, but heres a hint, a circle is the answear, the pentagon disrupts it making summoning impossible. Not that I've ever sucsessfully summoned anything besides a maid..

hmmm

I didn;t actully watch this animation, but i knew for a sure, that for some reason, i would like it, instead i decided to spend my time more constructivly by building a water powered bear trap, the results have indeed been most succsessfull.

its all in your head

Yes, Yes it is, by now the human has typically evloved so its brain auto explodes when exposed to chemicals of an explosive nature, thus we begin.

and thus we end
I miss Commie :(

LoL little pimp boy

asdfgh

and thats all i'm saying

LOLROFL

well well looks like yet another game recently vomited out by the ever growing armour games.
this one I have to admit i kinda liked, it was a little offscreen, as in a few cm of the right side of the screen appeared to be cut-off, which made reading the instructions a nightmare, the instructions were a little small on the text size.
But the game engine was pretty good, the ball didn't mysteriouly go through solid objects like I've seen in other smilar games, nor was it prompting me to spell a word correctly (ugh the horror of standard grade mavis beacon teaches typing, well and trully jammed into my memory).
The game is pretty addictive and It kept me amused while my over boiling super noodles kindly set-off the fire alarm.
all in all a pretty good game, just sort out the off-screen bug and this game is most worthy of the five I allready gave it.
Oh and say hi to commie for me